In this episode, our heroes meet the 12-dick-headed ekidna.
During her morning walk in the jungle of Pusswoods (where our heroes live), the blond bitch saw something shiny in the grass. As she was a bling-bling fan (by the way, her most recent acquisition was a blinging sewer cap) she jumped to see what it was. It was actually a fake golden puss-ring. But she didn't knew that (if you haven't noticed she's not very bright) and with a scream of delirious pain and pleasure put the ring where it belonged. But that wasn't a smart move because her screams woke up the 12-dick-headed ekidna from it's ancient slumber of 12 years (just a coincident). You already know that the blond bitch isn't capable to defend herself. When she saw this creature from (under)hell, she screamed again and fainted (deja-vu, ha!?). But her last scream of dispair was heared by a traveller, in his way to find fortune and adventure. The Black Tomato was the travellers name. He rushed to the place where the noise came and saw the ekidna trying to woo-hoo-wampa-wampa the uncouncious blond bitch. He hurried to the rescue and start fighting the 12-dick-headed monster. He splashed the ekidna with his famous black soup leaving it blind. Then, with a tomato twist-turn smashed all the 12 dicks. In the same moment the Warhog came, conceirned why her bitch was being late for the Portuguese breakfast. The Warhog thanked the Black tomato as kindly and seducing as she knew and invited the traveller to her dwelling. After that our Warhog woke the blond bitch with her special move: Fangs under tail and all 3 went home victorious (again)
To be continued
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WHAT? Am I the only one that thinks this has no sense?
You, my dear, have no sense. Is like "What am I doing in my life?"
mostly masturbating...you?
Breeding like a (drunken) rabbit
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