luni, 16 iulie 2007

The amazing adventures



Jefe is presenting live and exclusively "The amazing adventures of the blond bitch and the warhog".
In the first episode, The mighty warhog and its sidekick, the sensual blond bitch went to collect golden hair for the bitch's wig in the Filthy Forest. When they were suddenly attacked by the fearsome Herpoules. Considered to be half minotaur and half dick, this creature from hell ambushed our heroes. In that moment of dispair, the blond bitch, like any loyal sidekick, screamed and fainted. It's up to the warhog to save the day. After an exhausting dick-fangs fight, that lasted for at least one hot night, the minotaur was defeated. His beautiful dick lays wrinkled and lifeless in a lake of blood. The warhog then puts its fangs under the bitch's tail and the blond wakes up shivering and growling. The golden hair is finally found and our heroes return home victorious.
(to be continued)

4 comentarii:

Livius spunea...

Si tu ce fel de narator esti? Martor sau personaj?

Jefe spunea...

Draga, cei care scriu scenariul unui film ce fel de naratori sunt?
Homer cand a scris Iliada si Odiseea ce fel de narator a fost?
Pui si tu niste intrebari ...
La fel cum sunt Aventuriile lui Hercule sau ale ratoiului Mac-Mac, asa sunt si "The amazing adventures of the warhog and the blond biatch".

Anonim spunea...

...you're all gay...Sa vedeti ce vine ursul si ii fute pe toti in cur....metaforic
Get a job! A real job! *wink*wink*

Jefe spunea...

De unde stii tu ma cum o sa fie urmatorul episod? I'm gonna sue you for everything you got. Except your balls of course.