Happy end cu aroma de Gold Fish

Leapsa primita de la Bogdan, Cristi si Yoda cu cele 3 lucruri pe care le-as face inainte sa ma duc dupa Coposu si Dossey m-a ingandurat putin. Adica de ce as avea nevoie de ceva care sa ma fericeasca? Ca sa imi para si mai rau ca dau coltu'? Sincer. Sau macar ultima dorinta sa-mi lase un gust dulceag de sange in gura.
Sa ma retrag intr-un ton optimist, moartea sa-mi apara ca o croaziera de lux in Caraibe.
Asa ca fara prea mare tam-tam, iaca-ta-mi "my last (3) wills":

1. Sa-l sodomizez pe Mircea Badea

2. Andu sa castige 50 000 de euro la ruleta cu 100 de mii de lei (vechi) imprumutati de la Livius

3. Sa am un rendez-vous cu Mengele, Torquemada si un bishon turbat concomitent

LATER EDIT: Nu, nu vreau sa dau leapsa mai departe. Dati-ma in judecata!

Dolarul de sub bec

Nu suntem in Moldova asa ca fac pariu cu voi in euro. Cine se baga?

Letter to God

These charming items are often circulated as an anonymously written piece; but they are actually excerpts from a lovely book by Stuart Hample & Eric Marshall, Children’s Letters to God (Workman Publishing, 1991 and reprints); here are a few sample messages:

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You keep the ones You already have now? Jane.

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother. Larry.

Dear God, If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. Mickey.

Dear God, I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them. Nan.

Dear God, Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? Lucy.

Dear God, Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK? Neil.

Dear God, Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if You did, then I’m going to get my brother good. Darla.

Dear God, Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce.

Dear God, I think about You sometimes, even when I’m not praying. Elliot.

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? Marsha.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. Eugene.


And now, this is my letter to God:
Dear God, where exactly are heaven and hell?

Have fun!

THE LESSON

Then Jesus took his disciples up to the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the week. Blessed are they that mourn. Blessed are the merciful. Blessed are they that thirst for justice. Blessed are you when persecuted. Blessed are you when you suffer. Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven.”

Then Simon Peter said: “Do we have to write this down?”

And Andrew said: “Are we supposed to know this?”

And James said: “Will we have a test on this?”

And Phillip said: “I don’t have any paper!”

And Bartholomew said: “Do we have to turn this in?”

And John said: “The other disciples didn’t have to learn this!”

And Matthew said: “Can I go to the boys’ room?”

And Judas said: “What does this have to do with real life?”

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plan and inquired of Jesus: “Where are your anticipatory set and objectives in the cognitive domain?”

And Jesus wept.