Make my day!
vineri, 25 iulie 2008
From Gigi with love
Dau 100 de mii de milioane de miliarde trilioane de catralioane de dolaaari si bustul meu va aparea pe bancnote
marți, 22 iulie 2008
It's a funny
Trei prieteni ies la o bere si intre alte treburi, vorbesc despre cele mai bune pozitii in timpul sexului.
Unul dintre ei zice: Mie-mi place cel mai mult 69!!!!!
Altul: Nu se compara cu pozitia misionarului cu femeia legata de pat!
Ultimul zice: Nu e nimic mai provocator decat RODEO SALBATIC!!! Numai 8 secunde rezisti.
Ceilalti doi prieteni il privesc surprinsi. "Rodeo salbatic?! Ce-o mai fi si asta?"
El explica: Sa vedem ... spuneti-i sotiei sa se aseze in patru labe ... si incepeti prin spate, stil capra ... O data ce lucrurile se incalzesc, lipiti-va pieptul de spatele ei si soptiti-i delicat la ureche: "POZITIA ASTA O INNEBUNESTE PE SECRETARA MEA!!!"
Dupa aceea, incercati sa va mentineti deasupra mai mult de 8 secunde ...
Unul dintre ei zice: Mie-mi place cel mai mult 69!!!!!
Altul: Nu se compara cu pozitia misionarului cu femeia legata de pat!
Ultimul zice: Nu e nimic mai provocator decat RODEO SALBATIC!!! Numai 8 secunde rezisti.
Ceilalti doi prieteni il privesc surprinsi. "Rodeo salbatic?! Ce-o mai fi si asta?"
El explica: Sa vedem ... spuneti-i sotiei sa se aseze in patru labe ... si incepeti prin spate, stil capra ... O data ce lucrurile se incalzesc, lipiti-va pieptul de spatele ei si soptiti-i delicat la ureche: "POZITIA ASTA O INNEBUNESTE PE SECRETARA MEA!!!"
Dupa aceea, incercati sa va mentineti deasupra mai mult de 8 secunde ...
luni, 21 iulie 2008
:-??
De azi-dimineata imi muncesc creierii sa aflu raspunsul la o intrebare. De ce unii oameni prefera sa bage sub covor sau sub canapea jegul pe care l-au maturat deja din casa?
De fapt, eu vreau sa ajung aici: De ce iti faci unghiile de la picioare cu oja cu sclipici si nu te razi in mortii matii la axile? (n.a. su'brat) Eram in metrou si o tanti suficient de respectabila se sprijinea de o bara. Momentul fatidic s-a petrecut in momentul in care am ridicat privirea sa vad ce statie urmeaza. In loc de "victoriei - peron stanga" am vazut "peruca de su'brat - carare pe dreapta".
Oripilat mi-am coborat privirea doar ca sa imi cada ochii pe picioarele madamei cu unghiile acoperite de 2 straturi de oja si 5 de sclipici de ziceai ca e pom de Craciun.
Mi s-a intors stomacul pe dos. Noroc ca nu mananc dimineata ca ii mai adaugam si eu un strat. Pe masura ce incercam sa-mi gatuiesc sila, langa madama apare matusa lui Ramses. Avea la riduri pe fata, marele canion scria pe ea. Dar imbracata cum?! Cu tenisi verzi, bluza transparenta, fara sutien, unghiile de la maini negre si parul vopsit roz cu blond ... speechless
Sunt complet oripilat.
De fapt, eu vreau sa ajung aici: De ce iti faci unghiile de la picioare cu oja cu sclipici si nu te razi in mortii matii la axile? (n.a. su'brat) Eram in metrou si o tanti suficient de respectabila se sprijinea de o bara. Momentul fatidic s-a petrecut in momentul in care am ridicat privirea sa vad ce statie urmeaza. In loc de "victoriei - peron stanga" am vazut "peruca de su'brat - carare pe dreapta".
Oripilat mi-am coborat privirea doar ca sa imi cada ochii pe picioarele madamei cu unghiile acoperite de 2 straturi de oja si 5 de sclipici de ziceai ca e pom de Craciun.
Mi s-a intors stomacul pe dos. Noroc ca nu mananc dimineata ca ii mai adaugam si eu un strat. Pe masura ce incercam sa-mi gatuiesc sila, langa madama apare matusa lui Ramses. Avea la riduri pe fata, marele canion scria pe ea. Dar imbracata cum?! Cu tenisi verzi, bluza transparenta, fara sutien, unghiile de la maini negre si parul vopsit roz cu blond ... speechless
Sunt complet oripilat.
vineri, 18 iulie 2008
The one and only - part 2
No one could see it coming. Especially him. Love struck like a blazing thunder in a clear, hot summer day. Of course this feeling puzzled the Andonesian. He never felt it before. For the first time in his life he was sick, and he didn't knew why.
How this thing happened is still a miracle. Maybe it was Christmas, who knows?
And the young spouse ... she worth it all. Sun faded in her long, dark hair. Eyes - endless springs of mystery. It seemed like she was never walking - just hovering over the scourges of the earth, wing-flap of an angel.
No wonder that the brave Antonesian fell into her fykes just like Ulises into Circe's.
However, this proved to benefit the ways of the Andonesian. He became a better man.
The story ends here. If we continued, this would have become just another "Gone with the wind".
How this thing happened is still a miracle. Maybe it was Christmas, who knows?
And the young spouse ... she worth it all. Sun faded in her long, dark hair. Eyes - endless springs of mystery. It seemed like she was never walking - just hovering over the scourges of the earth, wing-flap of an angel.
No wonder that the brave Antonesian fell into her fykes just like Ulises into Circe's.
However, this proved to benefit the ways of the Andonesian. He became a better man.
The story ends here. If we continued, this would have become just another "Gone with the wind".
joi, 17 iulie 2008
The one and only
There were simpler times back in 2005. Happier times. Freshmen year: no jobs, no girlfriends, no stress. Booze was coming strong. Prolonged drinking sessions and occasional sex. We had only one motto: When we don't drink, we fuck! But we were drunk most of the time, so ... .
I first met the Andonesian at a private and friendly beer-knocking in "The Jeg". I asked for a cigarette and he offered me one. Literally! "Oltenische" i thought and i continued by asking for a light. "That would be 5000 lei". My heart filled with joy and emotion. "One of my kind: sick jew jokes, thiefinglly rolling eyes, constant watch - a pure blooded oltenian". A complex character.
Later was i to discover the simplicity that laid underneath this mask of his. It was somehow coming from a dark and long gone time. Carved and stocked into his genes as evolution pointed its way over millions of years. His logic was extremely sharp and uniquely directed: What he couldn't fuck, he beat to the death. It didn't matter who.
Nevertheless, as years passed, he improved his thinking and ways of reaction. Blood wouldn't satisfy him so much as the smell of new and fresh pussy. More and more innocent girls (and sometimes guys) fell victims of his ferocious charm and desires.
Until one day. When the Mizantropous Andonesian was trapped by his own-made methods. Just like those times when his powers of seduction were overwhelming for the pure and unknowing maidens, roles were switched and he became sickly in love.
(to be continued)
I first met the Andonesian at a private and friendly beer-knocking in "The Jeg". I asked for a cigarette and he offered me one. Literally! "Oltenische" i thought and i continued by asking for a light. "That would be 5000 lei". My heart filled with joy and emotion. "One of my kind: sick jew jokes, thiefinglly rolling eyes, constant watch - a pure blooded oltenian". A complex character.
Later was i to discover the simplicity that laid underneath this mask of his. It was somehow coming from a dark and long gone time. Carved and stocked into his genes as evolution pointed its way over millions of years. His logic was extremely sharp and uniquely directed: What he couldn't fuck, he beat to the death. It didn't matter who.
Nevertheless, as years passed, he improved his thinking and ways of reaction. Blood wouldn't satisfy him so much as the smell of new and fresh pussy. More and more innocent girls (and sometimes guys) fell victims of his ferocious charm and desires.
Until one day. When the Mizantropous Andonesian was trapped by his own-made methods. Just like those times when his powers of seduction were overwhelming for the pure and unknowing maidens, roles were switched and he became sickly in love.
(to be continued)
miercuri, 16 iulie 2008
Remediu
Impotriva muncitului, plictiselii si a altor treburi d-astea.
E un site plin de joculete cretine si idioate: miniclipuri si flashuri penibile, dar care te ajuta sa treci mai usor peste acele momente penibile in care te plictisesti, nu ai nimic de facut si trebuie sa dai impresia ca esti concentrat la calculator. Sau atunci cand ai foarte multa treaba, dar ori nu stii cum sa o eschivezi, ori ai nevoie de o pauza.
To make a long story short (cam tarziu pentru asta) ... ta-taaam:
http://www.startjoc.ro
miercuri, 9 iulie 2008
marți, 8 iulie 2008
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